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Friday, March 13, 2009 at 10:38 AM
love tongue twisters?
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I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!
One-one was a race horse.Two-two was one too.One-one won one race.Two-two won one too.
Four furious friends fought for the phone
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.Spread it thick, say it quick!Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.Spread it thicker, say it quicker!Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.Don't eat with your mouth full!
If you can't can any candy can,how many candy cans can a candy canner canif he can can candy cans ?
Dust is a disk's worst enemy.
A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies
"RED BLOOD BLUE BLOOD"
If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
One-one was a race horse.Two-two was one too.One-one won one race.Two-two won one too.
Four furious friends fought for the phone
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.Spread it thick, say it quick!Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.Spread it thicker, say it quicker!Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.Don't eat with your mouth full!
If you can't can any candy can,how many candy cans can a candy canner canif he can can candy cans ?
Dust is a disk's worst enemy.
A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies
"RED BLOOD BLUE BLOOD"
If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
Thursday, March 12, 2009 at 8:53 PM
Happy Birthday!
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Tomorrow it is my best friendsa birthday. Her name is Aashi. She is the one who has been topping in the class. She good in almost everything.
I WISH U HAPPY BIRTHDAY AASHI!
Sunday, March 8, 2009 at 4:32 PM
have jokes for u all
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Two boys were playing marble and suddenly rushed to the hospital.
Smaller boy told to the doctor, “I have swallowed a marble.”
Doctor: “I see, Is this your brother with you?” asked to the older boy.
The other boy replied “No, I own the marble.”
There were two brothers at aged 12 & 8. They were so naughty and always people comes with complain to their parents. Parents became very fed-up and they have taken them to the mental doctor.
Doctor firstly call 12 years boy and asked him “Tell me where is god?” The boy keep him silence. Then doctor again with loud voice asked him “Tell me where is God?”.
The boy suddenly ran away and went to his home and hide himself in his cloth cupboard.
When another brother saw that he also ran away after him and reached to the home and asked “Brother what doctor asked you and why you ran away?”
The elder brother said, “God is missing and everybody thinking that we did it”
Teacher:Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.
Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.
Teacher: Johnny, name two pronouns.
Johnny: Who, me?
Teacher: Very good!
TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots !!
PAPPU: Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU: “HIJKLMNO” !!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !
Teacher: Pappu, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Pappu: No, teacher, it’s the same dog… we both wrote on!!!
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas.
At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
“I pray for a new bicycle!”“I pray for a new Nintendo!”“I pray for a new VCR!”At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, “Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn’t deaf.“
To which the little brother replied, “No, but Grandma is!“
To which the little brother replied, “No, but Grandma is!“
Income tax officer gave tips to a young lady, “You should pay your income tax with smile.”
The lady replied, “I have tried it thrice, but every time they insist on cash or cheque.”
at 4:07 PM
Happy Holi!
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It's holi after a few days and tomorrow is my last exam that is of sst. I'm very excited. I'm waiting for the festival. Holi is a festival in which we play with colours. On this day children throw coloured powder on each other and throw coloured water on each other using big syring like tubes called pickaris. Children like me wait for this festival curiously.oh forgot telling the most interesting. Children fill water in small balloons at hit it at each other. We stand on our terrace and hit balloons on the one standing down and then hide. We fill the water balloons with coloured water using pichkari.
Sunday, March 1, 2009 at 3:44 PM
HELLO
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Hi!there i am Parishi. I study in D.A.V.Public school. My hobbies are drawing & making crafts. I am called as "Doll" at home. My favourite animals are cat & dog,but i do not have any pet at home. My favourite subjects are english & science.I hate hindi and sanskrit.I have many friends at school. I also have a cute brother. His name is Divish. I am 5 yrs elder to him. I also like beautiful butterflies. At school i have many good teachers.
